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Wednesday, May 22, 2002
Like all wars, a war against the undead is a frustrating, soul-crushing, and all but futile experience. But there is a key difference: when someone is killed in conventional human-human combat, they stay dead. In a human/zombie war, when your buddy gets fragged, it's only a matter of time before he rises up against you. Can you imagine how demoralizing it would be in a normal war if every casualty you suffered amounted to a defection? It's hard to look a fallen comrade in the eye and blow off his head -- but mercy demands it. Whatever you loved about your friend is gone. All that remains in his proud shell is an all-consuming hunger. . . for brains.
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