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Tuesday, June 25, 2002
Everyone's least favorite subway characters:
Mr Thuggypants. Ooh, look at me. I am so tough. Look at my pants. They are so big. Don't look at me! I'm ANGRY! I got big pants! Bigger than yours, you fuckin' punk. Look at me! What the FUCK you lookin' at, bitch? Miss BabyBeats. Hey lady -- if your child is crying, he probably just needs to be lulled to sleep with a nice maternal. . . ASS-KICKING? What the--?! Maybe you should just calm down a -- WHOA! That's gonna leave a -- JESUS LORD FUCK! You can't do that to a child, can you? Put down that Snapple, lady, and. . . damn, can you stop hitting your child for even a nanosecond? Your arm looks like a hummingbird wing. Why don't you take a deep breath -- OH SHIT! It's my stop. Later. Baron Von Two-Seats. Hi! I'm a really important businessperson, and I need two seats to myself. It's because my cock and balls are SO HUGE that I cannot compromise them by drawing my knees any closer together. I have a giant, important cock, so BACK OFF. Johnny Hipsterface. Hey, look at my pants! No, really, I'm not gonna get angry like that other guy. Look at my shirt while you're at it -- clever, huh? I wasn't really a member of the Bridgehampton Girls Choir! You like my hair? Yeah, I can leave it all greasy and shit because I don't have a job. Like my zipper boots? Look how cooooool I am. I'm going to a SHOW! I'm drunk! Why won't anyone stab me? STAB ME IN THE EYES! 0 comments |
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MY IMAGINARY GIRLFRIENDS Chan Marshall Rotem of the IDF Eleanor Friedberger Amy Goodman Bernardine Dohrn ('69) Maya Rudolph Joanna Newsom Imogen Heap Caroline Dhavernas Shana Rae Ray DISALLOWED FOREVER "I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you!" - "from whence" - "...the exception that proves the rule" - any use of the question "spit or swallow?" - the phrase "drop trou" - fake-o reviewer verbs: "penned" for wrote "helmed" for directed "lensed" for whatever - "expat" - the euphemism "passed away" - pronouncing merci beaucoup as "mercy buckets!" (see also: "grassy-ass!") PET PEEVES "confinscated" - trying children "as adults" - "drownded" - misuse of reflexive pronouns, as when someone says "Please talk to Bob or myself." Come on people now. "Myself" is not just a fancy version of "me"! LEARN IT. - tattoos in the Courier font - any use of Comic Sans |