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drunken bee
stacey nightmare
elyse from ANTM
stereolabrat
dark side points
jf_franklin
123 i love you READ NOW
brotherhood 2.0

NOT BLOGS ETC

qwantz (dinosaur comix)
go fug yourself
the burg
cat and girl
book of ratings
married to the sea
icanhascheezburger
fire joe morgan
fivethirtyeight.com
READ NOW
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Wednesday, July 17, 2002
 
I'm a futurist. I love technology, I love progress, I love new solutions to old problems. I tend to privelege ideas just because they are novel (see my entry on Laser Guillotines). But this recent problem with Blogger has really helped me see how we have built our digital house on a foundation of lint. Our reliance on tech has become so narcotic that one electromagnetic pulse could send the nation into drooling, barfing seizures of tech withdrawal. Remember how freaked out I was about y2k? You all called me crazy, and maybe I was -- but at least I was prepared.
     So there's a problem with posting new posts and I freak out. I know that you, the reader, are absolutely FLIPPING YOUR SHIT wherever you are, totally at a loss for what to do, scrolling down your "favorites" or "bookmarks" menu over and over again every five minutes, checking to see if there's a new post, and dying a little each time you see that same stupid post about The Matrix. "Oh God," you think. "Where's UD? Is he hurt? Hello? Can he hear me? HELLO? CLICK ONCE FOR YES AND TWICE FOR NO!! AARRGH" Heh. Yes, that really is what you sound like.
     So howbout the help on the Blogger site? They seem to be telling me that the problem will just "go away." Ha! That's what they said about the zombies, and didn't they just KEEP ON COMING, no matter WHAT WE DID? Well, I fixed the zombies then and I fixed the Blogger now. Tune in tomorrow for more exciting shit.

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MY IMAGINARY GIRLFRIENDS

Chan Marshall
Rotem of the IDF
Eleanor Friedberger
Amy Goodman
Bernardine Dohrn ('69)
Maya Rudolph
Joanna Newsom
Imogen Heap
Caroline Dhavernas

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DISALLOWED FOREVER

"I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you!"
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"from whence"
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"...the exception that proves the rule"
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any use of the question "spit or swallow?"
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the phrase "drop trou"
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fake-o reviewer verbs:
"penned" for wrote
"helmed" for directed
"lensed" for whatever
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"expat"
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the euphemism
"passed away"
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pronouncing merci beaucoup as "mercy buckets!"
(see also: "grassy-ass!")



PET PEEVES

"confinscated"
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trying children "as adults"
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"drownded"
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misuse of reflexive pronouns, as when someone says "Please talk to Bob or myself." Come on people now. "Myself" is not just a fancy version of "me"! LEARN IT.
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tattoos in the Courier font
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any use of Comic Sans