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  So the Halloween party is actually on Halloween this year. Which would be okay if Halloween weren't on a Thursday, but it is. If you are the type of person who has an actual job, a party on a Thursday sucks harder than PW entertaining her first hobo of the evening. I'll probably take Friday off in order to enjoy myself completely, but many of my friends don't have the luxury of being lazy-ass fucks. So the ones who can make it at all will stay sober and leave early. GLARRGLE!
     I only look forward to 2 parties every year, and this is one of them. Why they gotta freeze out a bunch of my friends AND tack an invisible expiration onto what should be an endless bacchanal? One of the hosts -- and several other folks I've talked to -- claim that Halloween has a "special meaning" and that having the party a day later would not be "the same." Ya damn right it wouldn't be the same, because it would FUCKING ROCK. Halloween has special meaning? Unless you're some kinda bored white rag-wearing spell-mumbling patchouli-stinking wiccan fuckface, Halloween doesn't mean shit. My birthday has special meaning, but I don't throw the party on a Thursday. Why? Because I'm not an inflexible, literal bastard. I like FUN, not restrictions. Halloween is not like Christmas. Halloween is a vestigal harvest celebration that survived because people need an excuse to get FREAKY. Missy Elliot told me to git my freak on. How'm I supposed to do that on a Thursday? HOW COME NOBODY BUT MISSY CARES ABOUT MY FREAK AND HOW I GET IT ON?
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"I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you!"
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"from whence"
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"...the exception that proves the rule"
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any use of the question "spit or swallow?"
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the phrase "drop trou"
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fake-o reviewer verbs:
"penned" for wrote
"helmed" for directed
"lensed" for whatever
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"expat"
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the euphemism
"passed away"
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pronouncing merci beaucoup as "mercy buckets!"
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"confinscated"
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trying children "as adults"
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"drownded"
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misuse of reflexive pronouns, as when someone says "Please talk to Bob or myself." Come on people now. "Myself" is not just a fancy version of "me"! LEARN IT.
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tattoos in the Courier font
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any use of Comic Sans

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